Title: Payback's a Bastard
Author: Michael Weyer (edited by Jack Caynon)
Wishverse Spoilers: "Who Watches the Watcher?" by Jack Caynon.
I don't own any of them.
The Wishverse broke off from the Wandererverse at two points: In 1993, Steve St Wolf was beheaded by the hunters and in 1996, Buffy Summers did
not come to Sunnydale.
Spoilers for this story:
1. Buffy did not come to Sunnydale in 1996 so the Harvest occurred, the Master arose and Sunnydale was overthrown by vampires.
2. Willow Rosenberg and Xander Harris were turned into vicious vampires and lovers.
3. The two were ensouled in "Be Careful What You Wish For" and helped vacate the vampires from Sunnydale.
4. The two now have a relationship with Amazon witch Amy Madison.
5. In "Who Watches the Watcher?" Amy and Willow seduced Rupert Giles into a brief encounter.
A little Wishverse "payback" story for the events depicted in "Who Watches the Watcher?" Immense thanks to Jack for editing. This story is rated
NC-17 for sexual conduct so be warned.
All comments welcome.
Sunnydale, CA
March 26th, 1999
2202 Hours PST
Xander frowned as he heard someone knock on his front door. He wasn't used to visitors, especially not at this time of night. It wasn't like this area got a lot of traffic. They had deliberately chose to live in a run-down building, water and power at a bare minimum. But that was all right for two of the three occupants. After all, being vampires, Xander and Willow didn't need heat or much food. All that was needed was enough power for the refrigerator for their blood and, at Xander's insistence, a TV and VCR. A small side room contained the large bed with a closet on the side for Willow's outfits and a plush chair set before the TV. Xander rose from it as he headed toward the door and opened it.
Jenny Calendar stood on the other side of the door. She raised her head and nodded at Xander. She was clad in a long dark overcoat, buttoned around her to ward off the cool night air. She looked up at Xander, her eyes a bit bleary, setting off her beautiful features with her dark hair billowing above her shoulders. "Hey," she rasped. "Can I come in?"
Xander paused. He knew Jenny was human, he could hear her heartbeat and feel the blood rushing through her veins. His uncertainty came from the fact that, even without his vampire senses, Xander could tell the computer teacher was very drunk. "Um, Jenny? You okay?"
Without answering, Jenny entered the room, brushing him aside as she took in the apartment. "Nice," she remarked. "Real nice." She stumbled over to the small kitchenette and opened the refrigerator. "Got anything to drink?"
"Nothing for you," Xander said as he shut the front door. "Besides, I think you may have had a little too much as is." He watched Jenny pop back up with a bottle of wine that had been inside, undo the cork and take a swig right from the bottle. "Whoa, whoa, Jenny, relax. Listen, Will and Amy are out right now but they may be back--------"
"Oh, they're out, all right," Jenny snapped as she lowered her bottle. "Out screwing around like a couple of alley cats, putting the moves on people and not telling anyone about it! Of course, oh, no, they can't tell anyone until the wrong moment!"
Xander raised an eyebrow. "Ah, I'm guessing something's bugging you."
"You guessed right!" Jenny shot back. She took another swig and let it rumble down her throat as she struggled to gather her thoughts. "I'm at Rupert's, having a nice cup of coffee, rather enjoying his company to be frank. The conversation turns to the three of you, of how you all connect." As she took another swig, Xander started to feel a bit nervous at how she was pounding back the shots. "I ask him if it's that odd for one man to be with two women, he responds that it's not that wild and frankly I don't quite remember how it came up but I eventually made the comment about you with two redheads and Giles lets it slip that Amy's really a blond underneath." She slammed the bottle on the counter, her head bowed. "At that moment, I knew. As soon as he'd said it, this guilty look came over his face. I just knew right then and there. He'd slept with them. Both of them!" She shook her head, then appeared to have regretted it and collapsed boneless onto the couch. "Oh, he tried to brush it off. They surprised him, they seduced him, yadda, yadda, yadda."
Xander barely hid a tiny grin. "Jenny? Er...actually, it was the stuffy Brit who let the alley cats out of the bag so to speak. The gals didn't spill the beans."
She scoffed. "That doesn't change a thing, dammit!" Then she regarded him with sorrowful, bleary eyes. "Giles slept with Willow and Amy! Can you believe that? I mean, can you believe it?"
He shook his head. "I don't think there are enough variations of the word 'no,' to answer that," Xander remarked, trying to muster some support for her position. "Damn. When was this?"
Jenny shook her head. "I don't know...sometime in January, I think."
"And the gals kept it quiet?" Xander said. "Wow. Nice one, Will."
"How can you accept this?" Jenny demanded. "You say you love her but you're okay with that little red-headed slut out banging------"
"I do love her," Xander said, cutting off her tirade. "And she's not a slut. She's...an opportunist with taste." Despite the joke there was a flash of anger in his eyes and Jenny's dulled mind reminded her that this was a vampire she had insulted. Xander's gaze softened as he continued. "Look, it's hard to explain, Jenny. Truth to tell, I hardly understand it myself. I do love her and she loves me but when we feel like being with someone else...Well, we just do it. I don't know, call it an aftereffect of our wild times when we didn't have souls."
Jenny stared at the counter with dull eyes. "I was just starting to feel closer to him," she softly said. "I really was. I was just starting to truly feel like we had something. Then he throws this in my face."
"I don't think that's what happened, Jenny. He wasn't bragging about it," Xander said. "I mean, I speak from personal experience when I say that when Amy and Willow do a double team effort, there isn't a heterosexual man alive who can resist them. Maybe it was a one-time thing, right?"
"I don't know...I didn't give him a chance to say before I stormed out," she sniffed. "Doesn't make it right," she observed, apparently more to herself than Xander.
"Right and wrong aren't often clear when it comes to us," Xander pointed out. "Look, Jenny, I understand you're hurting and you're feeling a bit down and you came here to talk, to have a shoulder to lean on and all and------"
"Oh, no," Jenny cut him off as she raised her head to look at Xander. "I came here to fuck your brains out."
Xander's jaw remained locked open, his body frozen as he stared at the teacher in utter disbelief. "Um..." he finally said as he felt his mouth regain the ability to move again. "Wha?"
Jenny sashayed around the counter, her gait taking on the stride of a sexual predator as Xander noticed for the first time that she was barefoot. "My people have always believed in payback," she said. "In balancing the scales. He slept with them? Fine. Two can play at that game."
Xander closed his eyes and shook his head as he held up his hands. "Okay, now, Jenny, I understand you're upset. Frankly, the image of G-man with Willow and Amy is hard to wrap my brain around, and keep in mind I spent two years watching Will screw just about anything with legs. And I'm also considering that you are extremely drunk right now and not in a rational frame of mind. Now, I know you want to get back at him, figure this will do it and the idea of you and me together is pretty hot, but, and I realize I'm changing into a woman as I say this, there is more to life than just hopping into the sack at the drop of a hat and-----"
Jenny undid the sash on her coat, yanked the garment open, and shrugged it off to pool at her feet. She wore what was easily among the five sexiest pieces of lingerie Xander had ever seen in either his life or unlife. It was dark green, set off well against her light skin, her breasts pushed up with a nice valley for her cleavage. Her long dancer's legs were clad in light green stockings with garters and every curve of her amazing body was fully on display.
Xander let his eyes rove up and down her body, then back to her face. "Well, when you put it that way..." He shrugged and moved toward her, letting her wrap her arms around him and pull him in for a kiss.
The coolness of his skin surprised Jenny. Despite what she had heard, the fact that Xander's body wasn't warm was a bit disconcerting at first. But then she felt his tongue sweep into her mouth and possess her with excellent skill and warmed to him quickly.
Despite all the planning she had put into this (albeit under the effects of a couple of shots too many), Jenny was still amazed at how good Xander's hands felt as they traveled down her back toward her ass. She moaned softly as she felt him cup and squeeze her cheeks, feeling herself growing hotter than she'd felt in a long time. He broke away from their kiss, and softly brushed his lips against her cheek. "Bedroom?"
Although half-tempted to let him take her there right on the counter, the tiny rational part of Jenny's mind told her that, given her inebriated state, the bed would probably be much safer. She allowed Xander to guide her to the bedroom, kissing him as they went, breaking away long enough to pull his shirt over his head. She paused in the doorway, caressing his strong chest with her fingers and admiring his build. "My, my," she cooed. "You would have gotten quite the beauties in high school."
"Ah, I'll make do with what I've got," Xander said, then he kissed her deeply. They paused by the foot of the unmade bed as Jenny's hand moved to Xander's pants. She fumbled a bit as she undid his belt, then slid down his zipper. With a little help from him, she managed to pull down his pants and started as his hard cock popped right up. It took her a moment to realize he hadn't been wearing underwear. "I knew that leather looked too tight on you," she muttered, her eyes fixed on his manhood.
"Some days it just feels better," Xander said. "Oddly enough, those coincide with the days when the laundry has to be done." His eyes widened slightly as he saw Jenny's fingers fondle his hard member. Then she dropped to her knees and slid her tongue out sensuously to taste the tip of his penis. Before Xander knew it, she gorged herself on his cock, her lips running up and down the shaft as her fingers tickled his balls.
Like almost every heterosexual male in high school, the fantasy of a gorgeous teacher sucking him off had given Xander many wet dreams. Now, he had the reality and it was even better than his wildest imaginings. He groaned and ran his fingers through Jenny's dark mane, holding her close as she continued her ministrations on him. Her tongue danced around his shaft, causing him to gasp. He was delighted by her incredible skill and marveled at her experience.
In truth, it had been quite a while since Jenny's last time deep-throating a man. In fact, it had been quite a while since Jenny'd had any sex at all, which no doubt added to the intensity at which she ravished the vampire. In a few passing fantasies, she had thought tasting Xander would be just like savoring a cold pole or sucking off a metal pipe. Instead, she felt him warm and grow in her mouth and tasted the first drops of his pre-cum on her tongue.
"Oh, shit..." Xander whispered, gritting his teeth as he held Jenny's head tightly to his groin. "Fuck, Jenny, I think I'm gonna...." He tried to hold it in as much as he could but when he detected the scent from Jenny's juices dripping out of her pussy, he was lost. He fired his seed down her throat and Jenny swallowed half of it before she released his cock from her throat and cleaned his essence from his penis with her fabulous tongue.
If vampires could sweat, Xander would have filled several buckets by now as Jenny lovingly nuzzled his spent manhood. She slowly rose to her feet, wiping the corners of her mouth with her fingers. "Well?" she said in a challenging tone. "You warmed up yet?"
The next thing she knew, she was on the bed, Xander on top of her, his hands cupping her breasts. He massaged them, feeling the hardened nipples as he drew his mouth toward them. "Oh, God...." Jenny moaned as she felt Xander's hands pull at her top and heard something tear while he managed to free her breasts. His mouth moved quickly, kissing one nipple, then the other, then suckling on the left as his hand massaged her right. Jenny's moans grew louder and then she gasped when she felt Xander's other hand slide down her firm body, arriving at her soaked panties. His fingers clutched and then ripped with vampiric strength, tearing her restraining underwear off. Jenny gasped again as she felt the cool air hit her wet patch and marveled at Xander's skill. *He didn't even rip the garter...*
Xander saw the wanton expression of lust on Jenny's face and smiled as he slid down along her glorious body to settle between her legs. He took a moment to admire her dark-haired Venus mound and inhaled the luscious, rich scent of her. Then he pressed his mouth to her, kissing her pussy as he extended his tongue inside her.
"Ohh" Jenny moaned, her thighs clenching around Xander's head as he worshiped her. She moaned, withering on the bed, her silk stockings caressing Xander's hair. As she felt his tongue tease her clit, she knew Willow must have coached him. He was very good at it as Jenny's arousal was on full tilt, her eyes closed as she prepared to ride a wave to orgasm.
She was thus more than mildly miffed when she felt Xander pull away. She looked up at him with a perplexed expression. "What do you think you're doing?" She stopped at the nearly predatory grin Xander wore.
"Getting ready for the main event," he breathed as he moved up and maneuvered his cock toward her. Jenny gasped as he slid inside, both at the intrusion and at the mild chill it brought. Then Xander started to drive into her, his cock sliding in and out of her passage and the chill was all but forgotten. Xander raised his body over her as he continued to ravish her, his hands going back to Jenny's bare breasts. She groaned as she felt him knead them in his hands, pinching the nipples until they were red, causing even more pleasure to rock Jenny's body.
With a dexterity that might have surprised her under other circumstances, Xander managed to bend over to lick her nipples, causing more waves of ecstasy to rock her world. Jenny's moans grew louder and louder as Xander continued to love her, his cock plunging back and forth within her. Jenny bit her lip so hard she almost tasted her own blood as she threw her arms over her head. "Oh, God..." she whimpered. "Oh, God, Xander...I can't wait...Gotta have it...Please..."
Xander made a mumbled reply, his mouth full of Jenny's tit. He could feel himself ready to release, his cock feeling like it was going to burst as it plunged inside of Jenny. Xander tried to hold back his lust, the type that seemed to echo from the demon inside him, the one that always generated the nagging thought in the back of his mind to bite the woman lying beneath him. He forced it down as he started to give and sprang into a kneeling position, while continuing to thrust deep inside the beautiful gypsy woman. "Oh yeah...yeah, baby...Yeah...!" he screamed as he erupted inside her while Jenny cried out from the violence of their orgasms. She shuddered as she rode the waves of ecstasy, weeping as tears of joy and release streamed down her glowing face.
Xander slumped down on top of her, his face pressed against her chest, his hand reaching out to caress her baby soft skin. Jenny, her composure regained, sighed in contentment as she bent forward to kiss his forehead.
"Ooooh and the night's still young..." she breathed. With a strength that surprised both herself and Xander, she sat herself up, letting the vampire get a good look at her. She pushed down the straps of her top, letting her breasts fully free. She straddled Xander and carefully lowered herself onto him, hissing as she maneuvered her wet pussy onto his erect cock. She began to grind her core on it, flexing her legs as she shuffled back and forth on the young man. Xander hissed as he felt his excitement build again. His hands reached out, caressing Jenny's breasts, then sliding down to her ass, gripping her firm cheeks hard. He could feel her stocking-clad legs around his waist and as he admired the look of utter lust on her face as she rode him, Xander could only think one thing.
*Damn, who knows what she'd be like if she were sober...!*
*****
Waking up hung over is never a good thing. Waking up hung over in a strange room is even worse. Top that off by waking up hung over and finding yourself lying next to someone, both of you naked, and one could imagine Jenny's sense of utter confusion.
It took a few moments for her brain to catch up and cause her to remember what she had done the night before. "Oh, God," she whispered as she rolled over to see Xander lying beside her with a slight smile on his face. Jenny carefully slid away, her eyes glancing toward the clock and saw there was still an hour before sunrise. *Enough time to get out before Willow and Amy come home.* Perhaps it was the sleep, perhaps the bout of marathon sex but she felt more clear-headed than she had been earlier. She crept away from the bed, realizing she was nude. She saw the tattered remains of her lingerie and vaguely remembered Xander shredding it off her during their tryst. "Oh. My. God..."
"Thank you," Xander said as his eyes flashed open. Jenny froze as he sat up. "I think your coat is still in the other room."
"Um, yeah, it is," Jenny said as she backed up. She paused, taking a deep breath before looking back at Xander. "Xander...Listen...I don't know how you feel but..."
"Just this once," Xander said. "I know. Believe me, I know, Jenny. Let's just chalk it up to too much drink and not enough common sense and let it be a fond memory."
Jenny stared at him and then laughed. "Oh, you're more mature than I would have ever guessed."
"Don't let it get out," Xander said. He watched as she turned to leave, admiring that lovely ass once more before speaking. "Hey, Jenny?" She turned back to him, her breasts swinging a bit as she looked at him. "I think G-Man is missing something really special if he lets you get away from him. Give him another chance, okay?"
Jenny thought about it, nodding as she glanced down at the floor. "I have to admit...having just gotten a taste of it myself...I think I more than understand how he could have given in to those two."
"A taste?" Xander said with a mock pout. "I think I just gave you a full banquet."
Jenny let out a small laugh. "Thanks, Xander. For everything." She entered the other room, found her coat and wrapped it around her, grateful that her car was parked outside. She was going to need a hot shower and a few hours of sleep before she was ready to take on the day.
Xander reclined on the bed and stared at the ceiling. He let his mind travel over the lovely memories of the last few hours before addressing a current concern.
"You can come out now," he called out. There was a pause, then a small closet to the side opened and Amy and Willow stepped out. The two were naked and from the looks of it, Xander could tell they had spent the time "entertaining" each other. "Just how long have you two been in there?" Xander asked.
"We snuck in during your first "rest period'" Willow explained as she slid under the covers and kissed him on the lips. "So, we got a good look at the second half."
"Yep," Amy chirped as she joined the two vampires. "Who knew Jenny could be that wild?"
"Ah, admit it," Xander teased. "You two are jealous I got her before you did."
"Damn straight," the two redheads replied.
Xander laughed as he lay back. "Well, she's balanced it out so she and G-Man are on equal footing. Hell, who knows? This might be a good step toward them finally hooking up."
Willow kissed Xander gently. "That was a good thing you did," she softly said.
"Well, she's good people," Xander returned, then snorted. "Giles, Willow? GILES?!"
"Don't knock it till you've tried it," Amy replied with a laugh.
"Oh, no, I don't swing that way," Xander said. "Ladies all the way with me."
"Really?" Amy smirked. "How about we see for ourselves?"
In a flash the pair of babes tumbled over his body like an avalanche causing Xander to reflect on the fact that, curse or not, there was much to be said for a vampire's stamina...